Me: This is gonna be my year! March 2020:
Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week
Summer vibes ☀️
I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
this post got 500 thousand notes bc people think it’s some profound observation but it’s actually about my mother not singing along to fergalicious in the car bc she was mad at me..
Still funny
robber: “who wanna die first?”
me:
